Bumper Sticker Ideas

WD Writing Prompt: You've been hired by a bumper sticker manufacturer to come up with ideas. Write a clever or witty phrase you'd love to see on a bumper sticker. (If you want, write several.)

Chauffered driving is the life.

Check your mail for driving lesson refunds!

Where are your manners? I am not slow. Is that any way to treat septugenarians?

If only they made traffic signs 200% bigger.

If you can read this, you are not minding the road.

There is no more room in the backseat so lay off!

Septugenarians rule!

Slow! Hyperventilation in progress!

I am on a cheesecake break!

Barney Burnout in Progress!

On the way to pick up my new Porsche!

Alert! Referreeing mom in Action!

Warning: Tiger Mom on Board!

Soccer Mom Referree on board!

Outa the way! Cheering squad on board!

Bathroom: Epic fail!

Watch out! I just got gas!

Chef in a hurry! Uncooperative motorists will be fried!

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